"I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets." Dave Edison
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Winston Churchill
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark." Muhammad Ali
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."Katharine Hepburn
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." Mahatma Gandhi
"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." Galileo Galilei
"Femeile au nevoie de un motiv sa faca sex - barbatii au nevoie de un loc"
"Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else." Albert Einstein
